Not as fun as Zelda 1; but... uh... DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE!

Contributions from Vermouthious Billdude, sorry, he knows nothing.

More from codeman38 and gimbalt, now with jumping ability.

Crack Crack Crack, the egg into the bowl. | Sound advice from Nintendo | "Get candle in Parapa. Go west." | This is what happens when you hire retards as extras in your game. | "I am Error"

"In Midoro swamp find a handy glove." | What a gratifying ending! | Chicks in Zelda 2 are easy | "I can give you most powerful magic."

More sexually promiscuous townsfolk

Thankfully, Shigeru Miyamoto has recently learned to no longer use Babelfish to translate his game's intros