Finally, a wrestling game where I can make all the Ultimate Warrior jokes I want and ACTUALLY BE ON TOPIC! Destrucity! Forcefield through the pores! Warriorization! Hoak Hogan! Oh man, I can't stop myself! No, seriously! Please kill me! Santa Claus S&M! Trapped in a coffin by Jake "The Snake" Roberts! KILL ME...

From Z-Force, evil dentist? Pudgy drill sergeant? Finnish environmentalist? No one knows.

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