This is a so-so side scroller. I remember playing this game in a shoe store. Yeah, you heard me right, a damn shoe store, and it was hell of a lot better than trying on shoes!

Intros (yeah, there's a few of them): Whoops-ass. Intro one | Damn you Bavmorda, damn your blackened heart! | Uh... if it's coming out this summer, how am I playing it now?

This looks like the freak from Moblin's revenge, and he sells you shit too! ARGH!: "Life pack - life is extended one point"

Misc: You little sex-craving midget bastard!