A platform game with cows that are also cowboys— Get it?? Get it?!?! High-concept stuff, folks. The game practically designs itself!

From Robbie Allen, who steered us toward these quotes. AhAHaHAHaHAHAhaHAHAi pray for the sweet release of death

Do you see what they did there? DO YOU SEE??? | "Law cow"? What the fuck? The words don't rhyme, the two W's don't even sound the same... It's just plain retarded! | Hahahahahaha