So, I guess it's huge, musclely, sword-wielding barbarians versus musclely, scantily clad, huge breasted valkyrie maidens. I guess it's sort of like some of those fantasy paintings on the side of vans, except available on your SNES!

From a mysterious stranger

Whoever just beat this guy may have him beat in the huge pulsating muscles department, but this guy has him beat in wits. Consonance AND a dis! Ooooh!

Sure, it was sleeping and I used an uzi, but I still killed it! | Nice to see he has a positive attitude... | I'm guessing this is her tragic background story... | Thief! | Man, this is a line right out of a hentai... | The over the top intro | Mack Daddy Zorn | I dunno, I'm pretty dead...