You can easily spend as much time clicking units to hear the quips as playing the damn game itself.

Badman wore out his left mouse button.

Hyena humbly requests that you stop poking him.

Her voice is disturbingly mannish. I guess at time of the game's release, Blizzard wasn't yet the game developing powerhouse it is today and couldn't afford to hire a genuine female actor (instead relying on the programmers, artists and janitor) | Grom Hellscream sings | Footman | Human ship | Ogre | Orc grunt | Orc ship | Sheep | Troll

Sound advice from the folks at Blizzard:1 | 2 | 3

Wackiness I (and I expect also others) missed from the install program!