TURTLE POWER!!!!!!!!!! Err, this game has part of the theme song on the title screen. That's badass.
From Disco Stu, the wise rat who lives in the sewers and teaches ninjitsu
"Michaelangelo: Takes occasional break from partying to smash heads... and foots!"
"Leonardo: If gets serious, his swords start slicing everything in sight..... including salami pizza!"
"Donatello: Avoids sushi like a bad case of rust!"
"Raphael: Raw energy can finish off a foot.."