You'd think that people would have learned after Pit Fighter that having real people as the character sprites in a fighting game doesn't make it any more realistic. But then again, Sammy never learns. If they did, they wouldn't be so damn funny.

You may think you're a pretty good warrior, but can you physically attack an enemy? With force? Didn't think so. | At last, a character we can all identify with | Yes, the enormous boots are part of his elaborate disguise | Mongo knows how to fight effectively, but he still looks like a moron in that suit | I never knew that the "ninja's" had a Cobra Faction... | ...but the "female ninja's" have their own Cobra Faction, so it must be true! | Hanna, the world's only Desert Female Warrio | Everyone knows you can't survive in the human world without "strengt" | Can he even see through that mask?

And now, the endings that will destroy your soul!

So the first prize in the Survival Arts tournament is Dantel's prized collection of human flesh? | He's got a purple shirt, he runs his own dojo, he looks like a dickhead...hey look, it's Dan! | In these turbulent times, THE JUSTICE needs everyone it can get - even Gunner | How could someone like Mongo even be allowed to appear in a fighting game, let alone beat the final boss and win? KNOW ONE KNOWS | "She now faxed day after day of endless emptiness..." - maybe she got an office job or something | I have to admit, this one made me cry... | This ending would actually be quite nice, if Kane wasn't trying to crush the kids' heads with his hands | THE JUSTICE has another new recruit!

After seeing the clothes worn by the characters in this game, I wouldn't trust these people to design my custume