It's unfortunate that all the scantily clad warrior maidens in the world couldn't save the Valis series from being shitty Ninja Gaiden knockoffs. Really, they had such potential, like for scantilier clad warrior maidens!

From Dan Tanaree, wearing a thong for THE JUSTICE

EXTREME RANDOM HISTORICAL/MYTHOLOGICAL REFERENCES! [air guitar] | Nice tenses. Also, all the smashed watermelons in the world can't stop me, Gallagher! | I would hope that the player wouldn't need a recap like that. Also, guess there's a lot of mirrors in that castle