Just like the original, except for better graphics, and no violent, convicted rapists. (With the possible exception of Bear Hugger)

From Badman, who'll spit in your eye if you aren't careful...

You are also a HAIRY FATTY! | Told ya he was a rapist... | Well, I am a white boy... | But, that wouldn't be a punch... | While you're training don't forget to SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM! | I am home. | Wuss | Wow... He has the same way with words as Bruce K. L. Lea | Oh shit... And this guy's from Riverdance! | I would... But I like beating the hell out of old people... | Can't be good for your arthritis though... | I'd think that at age 78, he'd be retired... | Ire, mon... | Here he is, the gratuitous yaoi character | OOH YEAH! | Ha! You are nothing BUT A NORMAL! | What about the steel chair you brought in and hit me with? | OK, I guess we have TWO yaoi characters... | Um, shouldn't that disqualify him?