Ya! Ha! If you've played the NES game, you should know what to expect. I got excited at it!
Anybody! Anybody at all! | I get those confused all the time | When a King asks you about your balls, always reply politely | I don't know. The stupidest man in the world? | A tempting offer! | Romel tries to sound threatening | Buying all these Sweet Buns make me SO ANGRY!! | Um, what would? | So was that part of the spell, or do you just talk like a retard for the heck of it? | I honestly can't narrow down what the funniest part of this one is.. | They sure sound evil. | How do you do that, exactly? | Having fighters will do that | Anyone with an attack called that just HAS to be cool | Multiple personality Ninja Boy | Um, what would? | But I'M a Ninja | Great pre-battle grammar | Well, that DOES sound fun.. | MYSTERIOUS! | That's a tad redundant. And stupid | King Romel can't keep his odors to himself | This fellow has the attention span of a footstool | This magic must never be used for evil | Too bad this guy doesn't have the spunk of the pumpkin-freak | Rick, the humble martial artist | ALL FEAR THE LEADER! | This just sounded utterly silly | I'm with the Ninja Boy on this one | People this stupid should be banned from magic | Now you're just a man | A silly conversation about training | I wouldn't get my training from this guy | A stupid one | Ya! Ha! More multiple personality weirdness | This is the worst spelling of "you're" I've ever seen
Is it the strange phenomenon known as the "cloud?" | As time goes on, some things stay the same... | Hey, you can't go into a new town without getting a Slurpie... | I hear ya... | No, it is FAR too valuable to give away... | Well, you look about the same size as everyone else in the game... | I have to hope that this dialouge was INTENTIONALLY made this confusing... | If you knew that before hand, why were you even worried? | Where's Superman when you need him?
