Superman is forever doomed to shitty video games. The man is INVINCIBLE, and Kryptonite has like a 1/1,000,000,000,000 chance of ever hitting earth! You can't make a game about Superman without axing the fun - Oh wait, they do that.

From Manna, who knows nothing at all.

Uh, yeah, I think he knows that already bub. | Well, at least he's honest if nothing else | Great, why don't you go around and tell every random person you see how much of a pussy you are | Well, good for you. Why don't you go tell Aquaman or something, because I'm a superhero with, y'know LIVES TO SAVE | For someone who doesn't speak english, he sure speaks it well

...Or you can just walk there | I'm never trusting a red sparkly thing ever again | I don't think this guy even has a camera | Uh, WHO CARES!

And the best thing in this entire game: Oh. My. God. LADY LIBERTY IS SO KYOOOOOOOTE!!!! KAWAII!!!!!!

Thanks for the tip, Elwood Blues! | Well, I'll be gent... Oh... | Superman vs. the Fonz, a titanic tussle! | AH! That quote brought me back flashbacks of Superman IV... The horror... | You want a copy, buy it! | How can you be scared of something that kawaii?