Ah, sports games, how I loathe thee. Usually boring as hell, and I wouldn't play them if my life depended on it. However, once in a while a sports game comes out that's so wacky, so kick-assish, it deserves recongnition. Enter the major, super-starrish sport of dodgeball. Technos style. This game rocks ass, and it has Riki and Kunio (of River City Ransom fame) in it, to boot! It's like the NES game, but on steroids.

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I'm just going to assume she's a stripper | "Hey you! Don't joke!" | Uh, you just won, why would you look foolish? | That's something to be proud of | This is quite possibly one of the funniest quotes on the site | God knows it's a hard sport to master | Riki probably has the best lines in the whole game | Uh, I really don't want to know what that is | That's what I always say | You sure are, baby! | I sure will, I sure will

JESUS NO