Super Bikkuriman? I have no idea. However, I feel that all you good folks are going to have to physically restrain me before I make a Super Bukkakeman joke. Please.

From n64stalker, vigilant defender of, uh, bikkuri.

This is like every single piece of Engrish ever spoken crammed into one easy ending. It's like the cliffnotes of Engrish! | A present command? For me? You shouldn't have!