I loved Startropics. I don't love this game. Can you say "banal irritating retread" kiddies?

From Fahbs, evil alien mastermind

The factor that makes this picture pretty funny is the dumbfounded look on this kid's face, "DUR UH... DUH... WHAT'S... TUH.. TEA.. TUH-LEE-PUH-THIGH?"

HA HA HA HA HA! | Yeah, just the mention of the name gives me a gigantic erecti... Um, whoops | Puns are such great humor... | Christ, this is just sad... | YEAH MAN! IT'S TOTALLY GNARLY! | More snake puns! When will the zaniness end?!