When this game first came out, I heard the voice acting was god awful. Sailor Bacon has reassured me of that fact.

And more from Mr. Big. We'll give you anything, just don't hurt the girl!

Yet more from Trowa Barton, I hear he's edible

Still more from Fahbs, who makes me feel tingly

Even MORE from Sky Render, a really queer guy

Celine: "Oh! Is it already finished? | "BeHIND me?" | "That better not leave a mark." | "It was just okay." | An outtake from the Star Ocean 2 Special Larry Flynt edition | "I'm so happy!" | "Thank god!" | "You're responsible for this." | "I can't move!"

Claude: I think Claude's a little on the fruity side | Either that, or utterly retarded | "Advance forward!" | ARRR, Get ready for the sodimization of your life, Claude! | Yeah, definitely a retard | Claude's a puss: Ah, shake it off | "I don't want to lose!" Back to our regularly scheduled quotes: If he's the hero of light, I'm pretty sure ANYONE could beat him | Okay, I'll compromise, he's retarded AND fruity | Ladies and gentlemen, John Linnel of They Might Be Giants | I could think of a tasteful obscenity to tack on to the end of this sound file, but I'm going to refrain from doing so | He's really starting to annoy me | "It was okay!" | Hey, hey, hey! Watch the language! | "Unexpectedly weak!"

Rena: Oh Jesus, I thought Claude was bad | "Come get me!" | "Come over here!" | "I'm coming!" | Val girl 101 | If it's so damned hopeless, why are you still bubbly? | FU--ah, better not | "My body..." | This is kind of what I do when I wake up in the morning | More outtakes from the Larry Flynt special edition | "Phew! Is it over!" | (pssst, she's high) | (really high) | "The back?" | "Weaker than I thought!"

Uhh... That sounds like a dirty old pedophile... | ARRRRGH! | I hope I don't scrape my knees, then | I wonder if that's his real name? | AHHH! JESUS! | Did they get the most irritating voice actors in the world, or what? | CHRIST! SAILOR MOON FLASHBACKS! ARRRGHRHRHHRHRHRH | Oh, please tell me that she's coughing up blood from her vocal cords exploding, please... | What-the-christ? | I hope she just went down a slide into a gigantic pit of impaling spikes

"Twin slash" | Gee thanks, ASSHOLE. | "Secret medicine" | Matter of course? | Dad?

GEE, YOU THANKS FOR THE TO LET ME TO KNOW. | So rumor has it that it's edible, huh? Well, good enough for me | I was confused about the direction in which to pursue the answer, but now I know | I sure don't see any fluffy clouds and bodacious harp wielding babes around | Of course, since it was so gargantuanly large, it weighed down your inventory and had to be ditched.

Yeah, sure, no worries. | You're feeling tingly too? I thought it was just me. | You've told that joke about five hundred times now, and I fall for it every single time. How stupid am I?

I think he's just jealous. | I'm not saying anything. Whatever people do behind closed doors is their own business, and...holy shit, did you see that? | Maybe they were using one of these

Oh fuck! It sounds like a Hamtaro is about to try and shoot me! | A beehive? | ...That's some sick shit, Enix... | FATTY BE HUNGRY BLARGH! | The return of the hyper creepy pedophile | What told you that? The long hair, thin body, and desire to anally ravage any of the recent male main characters of a Final Fantasy game? | At least he gets his point across

Well thank goodness for that | By cracky? | The science of magic staffs | Ishtar: a new breed of god characterized by multiple personality disorder | You spoony bard! | Teehee | Jesus, this is even worse than cursed items | The choice of male hentai protagonists everywhere | It builds character | I am utterly confused | It sounded cool at the beginning | What? | I hear non-magical magnifying glasses are pretty good at showing truth also