From Mr.Buehler, whose wife is for hire

Artanis apologizes for the critically reviled commercial flop of a game that is Starcraft: 1, 2, 3 | Duran angrily dashes off a shitty '80s rock band reference | Probably misses his old glasses | Neil Armstrong sure has gotten cranky in his old age | They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our GIGANTIC MUSHROOOOOOOOOM! | You know, considering how Blizzard's fans are, if they really did make this game available for pre-order with a release date of 3,500 A.D., I'm sure they could presell at least a few copies