Interesting concept, imperfect execution. Okay, so I just suck at it.

Thanks to the release of Scoutz and Ellcrys who aided me on my quest, I got contributions!

And Gilgamesh looks like he'd be good at crabwalking, as does Person

Hey, give Damius his food!

"'Why am I following you?' Well, it's purely coincidence.

Ummm...

I bet this is how Hitler was able to sweep across Europe

"This is where the Mountain of Souls exists."

"Even the release of a small tree or creature, they will aid you on your quest"

"Now I will join you. I am a magician so I can use all types magic"

A collage depicting the epic tale of Dr. Leo's capture!

Allright!

Don't make fun of my legs...

Please tell me what's going on here.

Talking animals? Could we be in... Furryland? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!O!!!!O!@1@#

And how does she know I'm not some axe murderer?

Last time I talked to a stump, the nice men in white took me away

At Stupid Hat Woman's Bargain Emporium, selection is priority number one!

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