Yes, they finally discovered the only thing dorkier than Collectible Card Games: Playing them by yourself on an unsupported portable game system.

From Ponpoko, jump bounding around with his incredibly dorky Magic: The Gathering expansion deck out and getting beat on by burly jocks

Sounds more like 'horking up a hairball' rather than 'terrifying' | TRADING MACHINE IS ATTACKING TOKYO! GO! GO! MOTHRA! | It's a tragedy! Quick, call CNN! | You know what dorky hobbies and gun games equal? BLOODY NERDINESS FUELED MASSACRE | You crazy Japanese artists. Intricate rope tricks and tentacled appendages have never been so fun! | Yes indeed; Grandpas: Hopeless, destitute, and willing to KILL | With that fruity laugh and raging mysogynist streak, you're never going to get laid | Cheap bootleg Howdy Doody toys? A little late, fellas | I have never dreamt about Card Battling, sirs | Redundant dialogue not seen since John Reynold's breakthrough performance in "Manos: The Hands of Fate" | HOORAY FOR CHEAP CRAP THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL MAKE YOU BLOW YOUR ENTIRE BUDGET ON!!! | Is this a joystick sound or masturbation? | RUMOR HAS IT that it's also going to have a shitty translation! | I'm guessing it means "Get your hands off my butt, asshole" | Yes indeed, trying to read the classics is more embarassing than getting caught with porn | I think this guy was the top of his class when he took that accounting course | Does a 'peep gem' by any chance involve a small, musky smelling stall with a small video booth and a roll of toilet paper? | This is the single most retarded line EVER in an RPG | Looks like safety regulations are a little lax around these parts | Walk away slowly... | There's nothing more heartwrenching than a sad zombie... | I'd be more concerned about the FROTHING MOUTH! | Wasn't 'foot' a biblical euphamism for 'penis'? If so, then what would a 'hand' be? | Looks like your English course was unsuccessful Yosi baby! | Gross, I don't want to see a strange medicine's inside | HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?! | He must be a fan of the series, what with how he talks and such | Well, at least he's staying in character | Certainly how I judge a man | Yagyu ain't no one's bitch, bitch | Okay, looking a bit less cool there, Yaggy | Yagyu, you suck.