Is it a wrestling game? Or a fighting game? Oh wait, it sucks.

From FunkDOC, who is going to WARRIORIZE you.

I bet you didn't know that the guy in the Indian costume's gimmick was being British | Please welcome the Calgaly Frames to the NHL | How did Mike Haggar get to be the mayor of Metro City? Wait, Jesse Ventura... | When I punch someone, I expect to hear "DOOM"! | Nice gimmick. BEING COMPLETELY RETARDED | The CWA doesn't really have great benefits, so I dunno... | Doesn't this make the guy sound TOTALLY RUSSIAN? | You know, wrestling could use a philosopher or two. It might raise the average intelligence of the audience... | Ever guess why this guy became a wrestler rather than an, oh, poet laureate? | Los Angels, spanglish capital of the world | A LOSER IS YOU | I guess this guy has to prove his Jamaican heritage every five seconds to make people forget that last month he was an environmentalist heel from Finland | Number one, he can't spell. Number two, I don't think I really would fear a potsmoking rastafarian too much. | Sometimes? I do ALL THE TIME! | What the hell is this guy's gimmick? A ditchdigger? | YO! SLAMMASTERS RAPS! | This is the kind of sound effect that I envision from a hentai manga, not from wrestling. Wait... | What? | A WINNER IS YOU! | Something tells me that this guy wouldn't get on too well with the audience, with all the references to Hindu gods and the like... | Wow, he's RUSSIAN and COMMUNIST, how original!