Is it a wrestling game? Or a fighting game? Oh wait, it sucks.
From FunkDOC, who is going to
WARRIORIZE
you.
I bet you didn't know that the guy in the Indian costume's gimmick was being British
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Please welcome the Calgaly Frames to the NHL
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How did Mike Haggar get to be the mayor of Metro City? Wait, Jesse Ventura...
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When I punch someone, I expect to hear "DOOM"!
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Nice gimmick. BEING COMPLETELY RETARDED
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The CWA doesn't really have great benefits, so I dunno...
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Doesn't this make the guy sound TOTALLY RUSSIAN?
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You know, wrestling could use a philosopher or two. It might raise the average intelligence of the audience...
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Ever guess why this guy became a wrestler rather than an, oh, poet laureate?
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Los Angels, spanglish capital of the world
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A LOSER IS YOU
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I guess this guy has to prove his Jamaican heritage every five seconds to make people forget that last month he was an environmentalist heel from Finland
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Number one, he can't spell. Number two, I don't think I really would fear a potsmoking rastafarian too much.
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Sometimes? I do ALL THE TIME!
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What the hell is this guy's gimmick? A ditchdigger?
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YO! SLAMMASTERS RAPS!
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This is the kind of sound effect that I envision from a hentai manga, not from wrestling. Wait...
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What?
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A WINNER IS YOU!
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Something tells me that this guy wouldn't get on too well with the audience, with all the references to Hindu gods and the like...
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Wow, he's RUSSIAN and COMMUNIST, how original!