Working Designs, meet crazy Japanese Christian-symbol stuffed game. Crazy Japanese Christian-symbol stuffed game, meet Working Designs. This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship: A one-two punch of retarded symbolism and wacky translation!

Stay out of the bathroom after Officer Jack makes a "cloud of toxic gas"

Anyone understand this ending? | Oh great, the retard tutorial! | Those enemies blow up REAL GOOD! | Hire me now, and be glad about it next week! | Will you use you Pretty-Miracle-Power-X? | Priday: not for use with those whom suffer from STD's | All I need is some Taco Bell, and I can do that myself... | At least he's honest about his shortcomings... | Well, it'd get worse if Lavos dropped from the sky and crushed you... | If I die, I lose? What an amazing concept!

Well, y'know, it's always the diminutive children massacring everyone, like in The Omen or Children of the Corn | He couldn't express it; and even if he could his bodyguard likely wouldn't understand it. | This bad end so totally doesn't make me want to try again with a friend | Bug face, a brilliant insult especially if you're using it against a bug. I'm sure it hasn't noticed | I would scold him for being an unloving father, but then I saw just how heinously dumb the giant happy thing was. | It's beautiful. Bitter enemies joined together by a mutual hatred of YOU! Almost makes me want to cry, *snif* | GIANT CUTE THING. HATRED. | Now you're a truly 'groovy' 'hep cat' | And his jibes aren't up to snuff, so... DEATH

With the horrendously unfair Working Designs difficulty 'balancing' they do, I think that the second option is probably the only honest one to pick | Shyna's rules to live by | Not so cute now, are ya, huh? | Oh, well doesn't this just blow all? Christ, I didn't even learn the secret of love and friendship. | Probably good, at least for you | "Hey, did you watch Wrestling last night, Zohar?", "Yeah! I have two attributes in my body!", "Uh, that's nice, but uh, did you see how the Ricky Fighters beat the Strong Bads?", "Yes! I have two attributes in my body!" | There are many words that spring to mind, but clever isn't one of them | Well, it is kind of a fruity name, y'know... | HELP. IT'S THE FUCKING SMOOVE K DRAGON. FUCKING SHIT, HE'S GOING TO START TUTORING US IN JAPANESE AND TELLING US HOW NOT FAT HE IS.

Right, you don't have any candy, so you're of no use to me | Tanking sacks of kittens? Awwww... | Then I guess I'll just have to charge you a 20% STUPID JOKE TAX | Something tells me the good folks at WD don't know what smegma is, but let it just be said that this is fucking sick | If you exceed your daily steroid limit, what happens? Do you turn into a giant ogre like at the end of The Story of Ricky? Do your testicles implode? | Well, it's a better name than dumb old "Emeril" | I dig, beer money is definitely all important | Sweat you bleed? Are we talking SNES Mortal Kombat 1 here? | He puts his genital into her and there is many hentai plays! (Apologies to the 3H) | Thunderation is probably the last word I think of when I think "refined" | Titanic tuna! The taste will crash your tastebuds into an iceburg!