From Dan Esteki.

Uh, that explained NOTHING | Good for you.

Couldn't a vampire just jump on a stake or something? His analogy is bad! | You tell me. | Well, it's difficult to lie about that for long

A 500 page study on, uh, being good | SEGA ADS!!! WOOOOO! | A topic I have spent many hours pondering | JUST EXECUTE ME ALREADY! I don't WANT to answer "yes!" | Nothing can ruin this bread's mood, not even being sliced up and slathered with fat | I see a well, and I'm like "RAD TO THE MAXXX!" | You tell me | Uh, yeah | You just try it | SF2 has the best library ever | A very regal groan | Beastman insecurity | I bet the pricks don't let you read it either | The honey was able to pick up the fact that STRIKER didn't want him anymore pretty quickly, you know, because it's so bright. | Really great spot there | Pretty funny there, buddy | Death threats from NPCs? Be afraid. | "But the love affair is over in a few days, then they just get annoying. Fucking novelty animals" | Well, you know what they say, it does a body good | Brought to you by RPG NPCs Against Drunk Driving | Hopefully Megaman will recieve a similar weapon in later games | Don't drown your problems in root beer! | Why do all monsters talk in broken Ayla-english? | Oh, a real help you are in battle | VIVA LA REVOLUCION... DE FRIENDSHIP! | Pretty smart main character