Part one of the classic Strategy RPG series

From Mr. Tuvain, the world's most ardent supporter of banning chickens from our schools

Also from Wheelie McJesus, who eats Shining Force for breakfast.

A name like this can't be looked over by us...

Yeah it is lovely... If you like ratholes... | YES! With that I can punch their clock! | What a bunch of fascists... | Yeah, because of that, this kid is the world's leading expert in licking himself, and beastiality | OH NO! THE FATTY WANTS TO EAT MY TEAM! BLAARGH! | That must be why you're so fat!

The wit of video game villains never ceases to impress