It may not be the totally interactive experience promised, but what other game lets you pick up sailors? Hello sailor!

From Pottsdam, who spends his days picking things up and rotating them.

Damn the bastards! | Jesus, some caring guy he is... | Is he even paying attention? | RUN! | NOOO THE HORRIBLE JAMAICAN STEREOTYPE IS KILLING MY BRAIN! | Best place to take a leak? I am SO there | Worst. Voice. Actor. Ever. | Do they have some sort of school to teach you how to act this badly? | Little bit of a delayed reaction there.