Where were Sega's ninjas when the Master System, Game Gear, Sega CD, 32X, Saturn, and Dreamcast flopped? Huh? My best guess is that Nintendo probably bought them out and used them to enforce their monopoly back in the NES days with poison stars. Well, at least Sega had Segata Sanshiro to inflict pain on non-Sega buyers, though.

From MonkeyDonkey, hittin' like a Ninja Turtle when the bass kicks in. Go ninja, go ninja, go.

Yes, the Princess embarks on her war against the English language