This is a mind-boggler: How did they expect to sell ANY copies of this game with this box art?

Contributed by Gnarly Wayne. EXCELLENT!

More contributions from Dizzy the 'Yote, killing another fucking evil lord to save the planet.

VincentDeBoule has blown gas! And sent in a few more.

Bocobo wants to hear a fairy tale

While those country folks are pretty wacky, city folk seem to have a strange habit of making no freaking sense | I'll be sure not to enjoy poorly | "You're first human I've seen awhile" | Why don't they set up a big sign here that says "BACKGROUND DEVELOPMENT RIGHT HERE"... Yeah, it's a little obvious | Spousal abuse, not a pretty thing | "Ahh shocks...!" | We do chicken right | Uhh, yeah | WHAT-THE-CRAP?

All your friends are be... ARRGH | And what if I let him to live?

Wow, and I didn't even USE it yet! | ARRGG, you flatulent old man! | So long as there's more than one damage, I'm happy | What's so badbad about it? | What the hell sort of logic is this? | And so on? | If this is the game's entire plot, then I pity Tecmo | This pooch has a German accent

You tricked me! | I don't like the way I look either. Let's just beat the makers of this game! | No | Seems like the creepy pedophile type uncle...