Cool little japanese game based on the Splatterhouse series
of games. Instead of pounding evil demons into pulp, you pound... cute...demons
into pulp. Kinda sounds like Parodius, only with a midget who looks
like Jason.
Quotes from P. Santa Cruz, revealed at the end to be a hermaphrodite |
Another victim of the Crime City syndrome | Diamond Camp - Can we be any LESS subtle? | Fucking raygun space ghosts, always giving me trouble | Oh. My. God. | Which one? | The ominous final stage |