Sadly, this ISN'T a simulation into the seedy side of Japanese pornography, but instead a sh'mup

From Badman, who's more of a fan of BDSM

Try to spot all the references to Sci-Fi series in this intro! | Boy, they're passing up a chance to have a burger with the president! | Nice to see such a concise battle plan!

The previous quote is also available in a vocal version, poignantly rendered by Natsume's office janitor