Get this game because MIKE HAGGAR SAID SO! Okay, that was a lame wrestling allusion. I guess I should just call you roody-poo candyasses or somesuch to cement my total and complete lameness.

From Game Quoter, wearing a sparkly stormtrooper mask and falling down and losing his mask as he makes his entrance.

More from Anime_Andy, nothing but a NORMAL!

Vitriolic's got a date with your sister.

MUY CALIENTE! | There is so much wrong with Gunloc; he just feels like one of those terrible WCW gimmicks... | So, he likes to pound punks... That's what they call it these days... | From high-class performance art to pro-wrestling? How the mighty have fallen... | Err... ROCK ME LIKE A HURRICANE COMRADE! | You know, El Stingray is asking for a SEVERE BEATING courtesy of MIKE MOTHERFUCKING HAGGAR | MIDGETS HAVE FEELINGS TOO! | What the fuck are they talking about with the grater in quotations and everything? |In other words, he's not the gropey-gropey type | Oh Capcom, you crazy self-referential funsters!

"Don't be a flapjack flippin' flapass." -- Junkyard Willy Robinson | "I go out on Sundays and drink malt liquor with my friend Bubba, and you people callin' up giving me a hard time." | "SAYONARA BARBARIAN DOGBREATH!" | "GET UP.. YOU'RE SUCH A GIRL MON!" | Retards | "As we say in Russia; you are great wrestler..not!" | He really dislikes midgets, thanks for hammering that into our skulls Capcom | I don't think even El Stingray would want to touch that guy's sister | If El Stingray is so vain about his looks, why does he wear that mask?