VICTOLY! | "You ware worried abuot me?" | If you read one of the credits backwards, you'll find that the Samurai Shodown 4 team has a lot of respect for everyone! | "Spacial Thanx to: ALL SNK STAFF"

This just doesn't sound too threatening

And I thought the NWO was going to be all ATF agents, Jews, and Roswell aliens! This just blows everything | Tam Tam's astounding grasp on the English language | More Tam-Tam English | Tam-Tam delivers a haunting epitaph | Yeah. He's dead | Why did they put a comma there? | Yes. There's a HOUSE! On a MOUNTAIN! WOW! | "What a show of demon strength. A virtual god!" | Good spelling | Yes, Haohmaru is addressing a house | Note how this is neither a regular nor a hypothetical question | "...Hmm, a presence I don't need... | Woah, getting a little excited there | "That is one wicked-looking castle there" | Is the evil like the justice? | Where does the "Ahhh" come from? | Yeah, with the dead bodies lying around messing up the place | Ukyo tries to be a poet | Ukyo tries more poetry. He sucks. | Woah. She's really shaken up. | Uh, what? | Um, I thought only the good and enlightened reached Nirvana | Haohmaru's a little dense | Charlotte gets right to the point. | That's why he's a demon, stupid | "O" is only used in apostrophe, retard. That means that you ADDRESS SOMETHING. | Any relation to Doctor? | Yeah, it's craaaaaazy! | He's really a little overdramatic | He's got a problem with sentence fragments | Oh baby | I thought she had regular teeth? | Ooh. Witty. | If she would just remove that comma... | Well, uh, so's your mom! | I don't want to know how he plans on doing that | He must subscribe to some weird religion... | Well, uh... So's your mom! | The religious equivalent to "Suck it, fatty" | Gaira's a pretty mean priest | The blind babe The Justice? | Galford is rad, dude! | The order of this sentence is really weird | What is he, some kind of hippie? | OH GOD, no... | Yeah, I know, you see good demons all the time | Short, and to the point. | Genjuro's a bully | This quote is another one of those awesome SNK insults. | At least Genjuro is decently poetic, *cough*UKYO*cough*AMAKUSA* | I think Genjuro's one of those goth vampire kids. "Blah! I want to drink your blood!" | Trash? NO! | Somehow, I think Genjuro likes the word "Die" | WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK !? Hanzo can't even get his apostrophes correct! | Then why not do it NON-mercilessly? Just for a change of pace. | Yo, I'll chill alright. Ice, Ice, Baby | Huh huh huh... He said... | What the hell is a "Plebe"? | Haohmaru's pretty hip. | I don't know how you could get the two mixed up | Who else is he talking to? | Uh, yeah, most moves with swords do | This brings pornography to mind... | Uh, a cross-dressing, demon-possessed psychopath is not a "gentle traveller". | Uh, that dude is twice Sogetsu's size | I thought it meant joyful happiness | GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE, YOU NERD! | Tam-Tam explains his purpose in amazing detail | Really... | Tam Tam busts some mad rhymes | What... the... fuck? | Yeah, I know | What's that comma doing there? | Okay buddy, you can have it if you want it! | Well, I guess he should just give up then with all that against him | THE SUSPENSE! | Then don't stab people! STUPID! | Like, whatever | You do? YAY!

How freakin' cute | Here he is, about to cut her up with his sword, and he's warning her about the looming castle. Uh, yeah | Big time? Shit.

Revenge of the Nerds

That's defamation of character.

OHHHHH... It's goth poetry time... BLACKNESS...

S... s... shut up!

Oh no, you mean right NOW?

Oh Haohmaru, you wacky bastard!