Sam's the dog, Max's the rabbit, and they both kick ass!

Don't worry, no one THAT evil shows up... | You certainly are! | Stirring social commentary | Max's firendly advice! | No quip here... This has just always been one of my favorite lines... | Stinky... | My mother's the same way | Well, it was not Blackula, but it was still gquite good... | "How's my aim? Call 1-800-STARWARS" | If Scooby Doo taught me anything, it's that you still can't count him out... Oh, and it also taught me that Scooby Doo is an unfunny piece of shit. | Watch out, Sam... You might just be surprised... | So do I, Max... So do I... | Deep... | I know there's ALWAYS one where I live... | Yeah, but it some times leads to blood shooting out of the toilet.... | What a giving man... | What? But all programmers have big beautiful hair!