Say what you will, it's still better than the SNES Lord of the Rings game...
Crazy Hermit vanishes into thin air!
...So then you AREN'T blind...
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What happens to a programmer after making a game for Acclaim
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...How the hell can you mistake someone staring a conversation with a piece of broccoli?
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So the lack of a key even prevents me from moving the chest at all?
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You seem to know the art of business well...
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Less crazy then your average fundamentalist Christian's view of the universe...
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FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!
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Nice to see people fighting for social progress... Even if they are complete fucking morons
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...Huh?
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That's why if you're up against mainly magic enemies always have a mage
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Ah, so he's the god of Alabama
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Really...
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Man, what type of Nazi makes up those laws?
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OH NO!
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Selling bodies? You've ALREADY made a deal!
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He must be European... (Note to European visitors: I meant he's from Alabama...)
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FATTY LIKES MY HEAD!
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And then my friend, you die.
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Yes, you do need one...
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YES
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...Note to self: Don't go to sleep while on drugs
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Actually I think they just stare at your breasts
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Um, shouldn't I save the really big spells as my spells of last resort?
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Sadly, it's membership has dropped since
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Spot the loony
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...What the hell's Gandalf trying to say?
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Greed is good
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Perfection sucks
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I guess going that crazy is what resulted in this game's visuals...
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Oh no, the Power Lord! Watch otu, cause then he'll break out the... POWER GLOVE! NOW HE'S PLAYING WITH POWER!
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I'll be sure to remember to start my serial killing in this town, as it'll hep our beleagured economy. Oh yeah, you fucked up the word "principle"
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BRILLIANT!
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I can only hope that some businessmen look at this quote and suddenly go through an Ameican Beauty-like transformation of their life... Just remember, SEND ME YOUR STOCK OPTIONS! Unless you work for, ir are involved with Enron.
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Keep up the good work then, smarmy asshole!
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That is very creepy
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So the king's like actually a group of people, or does he end up being a final boss fusion monster? Or did you just fack up and put it in the plural form?