From Pentarou Zero, still waiting for Qix Qix Megamix
Oh, great, it's another one of those HAPPY ENDs that isn't quite as HAPPY as it could be | I don't understand, but I'll pretend to if it makes you happy | Yeah, he remembers his own name. Very impressive. | And you're really a good...dog...thing. | If you think of a good insult, just use it over and over again, you OLD MAN! | Don't you bother me, I feel a little craaazy | Take a chill pill, man | Hooray, hooray! | Give me Qix or give me death! | Laser technology! Awesome! | Come to think of it, I don't know any famous cameramen... | The monsters of Western Asia, on the other hand, find it rather amusing | Is there anything inside, trying to come out? | That's the last thing we need...a Castlevania/Qix crossover | Well, hooray for that | Really? I always thought it was either God or the sun | Mysterious and dirty...that's what I'm looking for in a lamp | The same could be said about every single weapon ever made... | Looks like the clay horse didn't do what it was supposed to | And it could be yours, for only $7900! Call now! | The most useful item in the game | This kid's starting to sound like a real bastard | Nice name. | That's the biggest meatball I've ever seen | I can see how that information could be useful in a game of Qix | Hey, kid, leave the poor little thing alone! | Let us travel in the time-canoe! | Steal his fish! That'll teach him. | Gyarados? What are you doing here? | You can't, like, "own" a beach, man | Why do penguins always have to be so damn crazy? | Look, everyone! It's Philosophoctopus! | What the hell are you supposed to be? | And I don't understand either of you. | Don't tease the potato, kids! | Just keep him talking until his head explodes, then you can pass | No. | Qix Adventure: one big acid trip after another. | I'd take your forest, except I've got nowhere to put it | Verbal smackdown! Unh! | If the freaky demon bear would just forget about the Qix and challenge the kid to a fight to the death, I think he'd have a much better chance of winning
So he worked for Rolling Stone? How does that make him a valuable magician? | Someday, lad, all this will be yours...no, not the curtains... | Thank heavens it doesn't have any clouds. I would have been really disappointed otherwise. | Yeah! Awesome! Up yours, scholars! | Yep. Nothing else like it. Absolutely nothing./A> | If I had a choice, I'd rather use a boat, but I'm going to have to trust Colombus... | String. Is there anything it can't do? | It looks like a drop of water on a leaf, but if it was made by a very old man... | Yes, even animals that are fatally allergic to nuts can't get enough Nut-tritious! | Like, that is so 2 AD | Well, hooray for that. | It could come in handy if you're looking for love, but you're rather impatient | WALLPAPER! | MORE WALLPAPER! | Stop changing the subject. Also, stop singing. You're a bad singer. | What the hell are you supposed to be? | I don't think we'll ever know what he means by that | A boxing shark. Now I've seen everything.