Confidential to Taito: We don't want cutesy Final Fight, we want THE NEW ZEALAND FUCKING STORY 2. I mean, we've already got Mighty Final Fight, but we DON'T have THE NEW ZEALAND STORY FUCKING 2.

From Garron in the form of human

Also from NoneMoreNegative, blinded by the KIWI KRAZE!

Another incredible Taito intro

*GASP*, not since Hitler's exploding head have I heard such language in a game! | Guess what, I'm NOT listening | ...done what? | ...Just what the hell is going on here? | More shattered and stomped on english | Wouldn't that be "Lain"? And in that case, I WANT BEAR PAJAMAS | I'm guessing that one of those places wasn't an english class... | More hokey english! | Welcome to Jack Chick's own personal hell | (cry) I don't understand... | It's like a twilight zone episode translated into every major language by babelfish then translated back into English! | Confidential to Taito: Pick up a dictionary. Read the definition of "Megalomania". | That YU-YU- fellow is a real ne'erdowell! | Welcome to DRAMAVILLE, population: these guys! | With the exorcision of the evil spirit, blue hat guy lost the ability to speak coherent english | No, thank YOU for your programming | TAKE THE POWER TIME BACK! | Yes, the time will not be taking the route with mines and punjii sticks back | I've lived in some pretty head towns, but none so head as this town! | Evil temple curses don't get much freakier than this | WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!! Ahh, the assiness! | Saviors of time need not well speak | Truly regrettable indeed | YAY!!!!!!!!