A masked latex freak that shoots his limbs at monsters... What a great hero for all the young S&M fans out there! I MEAN JESUS! BUBSY IS A BETTER MASCOT THAN THIS PIECE OF SHIT (Note: He still could never be the WORST mascot ever... That shall always be Titus the Fox, mascot for Titus Interactive, the FRENCH equivilent of Acclaim; That's right, take Turok, and replace the talentless hacks with FRENCH talentless hacks, and you'll then get SUPERMAN FUCKING 64!) From Officer Jack, err, "Plokkin" dude More from Person, a bad motherplokker And even more from The NintenGenius who really... I can't think up another pun using the word "Plok" |
This may answer the question as to whether 'Plok' is male or female... ...I don't even want to GUESS what the fuck "blue gunge" is | ...I'm not exactly sure WHERE this sentence became fucked up, I just know it IS fucked up | Oh, fuck you, whoever made this piece of shit... | I guess that's a odd question... | Yeah, you're a regular Danny Glover It figures that Plok doesn't have anyone else to tell him this | Shut up |