Unquestionably, the best Sega Genesis game ever made.

With help from SofaKing, who shouldn't open people's cabinets... etc.
And Game Quoter, whose dimensions are FAT
AND Mina, the TWO stroke warrior
AND the insensitive Joseph Warren. Waaaa.
A N D Pottsdam. Oh joy.

(Alys doesn't even use a sword) | No, they're making cookies! | This scene describes Alys in two lines. | "This is a horrid math book" | A dude trying to pick up Alys. | "This looks like an interesting place, doesn't it Alys?" "Really? It doesn't interest me one bit." | Chaz's favorite two lines | Preach on, brother! | Chaz is very naive | PS4 even has some hardcore voyeur action! | "I can't believe that lady and the kid defeated the monsters. Oops, ah, nothing. Nothing at all! Ha ha! | Alys' most famous lines in the whole game | Alys extorts money out of Hahn | Why is she sweeping sand in a desert? | Alys extorts more money out of Hahn | "Is shorty here your current companion?" | Chaz enjoys stating the obvious, and Rune takes that opportunity to make a jab at him | "I'm going to invite myself to join your group." | Rune makes two, two jabs at Chaz! | "I won't get in anyone's way." "You already have." | Regarding the fatass dog | I can just see Alys saying that on an old '50s sitcom | Hahn's such a wuss, the little kids make fun of him!

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Wow! | "That darn Zio!" | "This looks like food... I think." | The "Alys' Measurements" scene | Suddenly, I don't feel like i'm right in there anymore! Screw you, Rune! | "Stop cowering! Men are such cowards!" | He's pretty disgusting, all right | You're joking! | "I'm glad, I'm glad!" | One of the major problems facing the elderly today - low self esteem | "That teacher of yours is such a pain in the butt!" | Professor Holt gets rescued

Someone's getting a little defensive | Hahn's a dolt | Paranoia regarding Alys's cabinet | Uhhh... | Zio's soldiers are like that Norm guy from Cheers | A little kid is saying this | Chaz gets to open a cabinet! | Meteoric radiation'll do that to ya | A rather funny piece of dialogue | Good attitude! | Most religions prohibit excessive drinking and promiscuous sex... Not Zioism! | Drunken hunter antics! | This doesn't make a whole lot of sense | Shot down! | A rather unenthusiastic plea along with police verbal brutality! | Secret savings part 1 | Secret savings part 2 | Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! | Shopaholism is a disease | Me too. Me too.

How can you feel menace? | "Zio! You son of a..." | Zio's grammar is atrocious | Huh huh huh. She said...

Bad grammar that I almost missed!

"Heh,heh... Oh joy!" | "And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you kids and your stupid dog!" | Lashiec is really, really dumb. | If I was melting alive, I wouldn't be like 'Once again, my body is dissolving!' | Rune validates our opinion on Lashiec.

Signs written by morons | But in PS4, you can't walk! This isn't a 32 bit RPG, dumbass. | Pretty... | This clinches it: Chaz is stylish | Parappa style: "You're bad, you're bad" | It's like I'm at a Peter Popoff show. | Yes. I CANNOT SEE IT | Damn lazy kids and their book-learning crap | Chaz has a revelation | Yes, yell that JUST LOUD ENOUGH for the vendor to hear | I don't think that's the urge to fight, I think it's just BO | SO LONELY | No one has survived the perilous climb of... MT. SCRAP. | My study habits | This guy shows off the usual "Get a Life" flame found on a messageboard near you | You know, if I was Alys, I would have just let him out of sheer annoyance of having to hear him say "You shouldn't open other people's cabinets..." ad nauseum | Why did he offer? | The challenge of prision guardianship | SELECTION! | You'll change your tune when uncivilized people come and BEAT YOU SENSELESS | HAR HAR HAR | The astoundment is lost on me... | YAY! NEAR CERTAIN DEATH AND DISFIGUREMENT! AWESOME TO THE MAXXX! | SHUT UP HAHN | Not those good problems?

THE TERROR | Mm, I'd say it was a little bit Elton John-ish, but it was certainly not a Liberace caliber landing | PS1 IN JOKE! Christ, you'd think this was Final Fantasy IX | HURR HURR

The best part of this one is Kyra's reaction at the end

Wren, just a 1950's space robot at heart | Rika needs a good SLAP | Chaz and his sparkling personality alienates an, uh, alien | BEWARE THE CHUPACABRA! Even if they wear leather and are sexy. | This is the attitude that breaks up families. | Now say this in an exaggerated silly voice | Actually, I think that's the whole "alcohol being poison, not supposed to taste good" thing | YES! YES! My... CARDIOVASCULAR SYSTEM IS WORKING! | Yes, he does, so why are you standing over him chanting the name of your favorite group from the eighties? George Michael can't help you now! | Yes, ask the asshole in the back rather than agreeing with the cute girl in the front. Dumbass.