Unquestionably, the best Sega Master System game ever made.

From Pottsdam, who somehow got past without Roadpass!

Lemon-chan is not need to be healed.

If André Cotrim eats a certain kind of nut, he gets gassy and has to lie down for a while. It's really very weird.

"Learn this lesson well!"

"You cannot pass without roadpass"

Taking away that one letter from "barbarian" makes it sound completely different | Not just one or the other? | Can't argue with logic like that | Ironically, this monkey-guy with the french accent hates foreigners | Well, he could also help me poorly | Thank goodness | This is an awesome scream. AGH! | What the hell is this druid talking about? | What fear!

Seeing as an Antlion is a living creature, I'd guess you couldn't... | Guess I gotta kill you, crazy robed guy... | Maybe to you, but I see flying cats all the time... | It's called that, because if their food was the first thing you've ever eaten, THEN you'd think it's good. You might know it by its other name: McDonald's. | Not THAT funny, but if you say no... | Obviously she didn't play "The Ooze" | "Sadly, he got his ass handed to him nights..." | Is he mocking me?

Well, you're speaking to me... Isn't that good enough?!?