All bets are off. Who would have thought that a scrolling beat-em-up would have the BEST DIALOGUE EVER? It's Mike Haggar meets Macbeth.

From FunkDoc who, much like Sodom, is indeed a tragic hero.

Today's update brought to you by the letter 'A' | Okay, but I'm not sure he'll understand what you're getting at | You love it when a plan comes together? But it'll never work out! You're crazier than Murdock, fool! | This is when you know you've hit rock bottom with your video game addiction | Amy isn't too coherent on her deathbed. Also, after undoubtably being tortured/raped/beaten by these Mad Gear wanna-G's, the best word she can come up with to describe them is "Mean?" | What is that? German or something? I can't speak German! | Umm... I got straight A's in all my buoyancy classes, and I majored in floatation while in University. | Connor tries to rock like Fujin, but slips up on that last line | He's pretty direct | More halfhearted Fujin impersonation | Learn English, the Ninja Turtles way | Umm... Not funny? | WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE | Someone's been beaten in the head by heavy thugs too much, methinks | Learning the ancient killing art of... JUMPING JACKS! | Pacino he ain't | This is why Winners Don't Do Drugs | Your fight does but you don't, you weasely little dicktwit. | Someone got a big book of Shakespeare quotes for his birthday! | More 'speare | Why, of course! This must be a remake of The Tempest, except with killdroids | A death scene truly worthy of The Bard | And you, Cap'n Crunch, are no Dr. Wily. | Those dang ninjas! If they aren't kidnapping public figures, they're practicing evil sorcery. | Killdroids need love too | Orbot, your "making fucking sense" circuits are fried. | He's also keeping the black man down, so why should we listen to him? | This was promptly followed by a quick beating by the street fighters who suspected a Star Trek geek in their vicinity | Becoming a neanderthal is no way to deal with your problems! | I think the art department is fishing for compliments | Yes, his ancestors are going to rise from their graves and give you some skeletal punishment | With triplemint cyanide gum! | More death nonsense | RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE! FIGHT THE POWER! RENEGADES OF FUNK! Etc, etc. | Just like Dracula, only instead of morphing into an enormous bat demon, he eats a few more cheeseburgers | Aw shit, the Kobun are coming | ALL YOUR BASE ARE... NOOOO PLEASE PUT AWAY THE PLIERS!!!!