This game is like millions of orgasms in a cartridge.

From R. Jak, who can take a sword to the gut without flinching, unlike that wimpy bitch Aeris.

Ryu goes caveman

I love this line for some reason

I can picture Ryu running up to Ashtar and slapping him

"....Move it out."

"How did you get in here, you sewer rat?"

Ashtar got the rat type wrong