Incredible cinematics on the Nintendo, but watch out for the birds!

From Lord Twisted, who forgot to heed my warning, thinking he could escape the birds after taking three direct gunshots to the head and recieving virtually no damage. You know where he is now? You don't want to know. And BarrelO, who, as we all know, enjoys hiding behind Coke signs. And gaspump, who often gets shot by women in bars while trying to pick them up. OH, and more from resevil, slowly walking into you from across the screen.

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