Generic run-and-shoot-things ninja game. Go SNK!

The incomparable introduction. ...guhhh, it makes my head hurt | "Done the curse"? What the hell are you talking about? | Way to defend the history! | What a dramatic last words | Oh okay. Sorry. | It makes sense till you see this second half of the conversation and get totally confused | Get going light now | MAD! | He's ALL man, baby | The Ninja Commandos dispense justice and teach murderous tyrants to behave | "How can you tell?" "Oh, the laser blasters and battle armor gave them away" | What kind of stupid plan is that? Seriously, what does anyone have to gain by making time go backwards? | Another insightful conversation about Ninja Tricks | Kinda redundant | Good old Eiji made sure the staff's clothing was always fluffy | There's nothing as intimidating as a sumo wrestler. NOTHING | You're welcome! | Well, that was certainly optimistic | Way to sound intimidating, Captain Grammar

Hey, it's that scientist from World Heroes, here to give priceless advice! Watch enemy attacks carefully! | Um.. what? | Forget "magic" or "powers", these Ninjas use Tricks | Good advice