From Wheelie McJesus, who found that his fighting tournament "Motal Combat", named from a mispelling of "Mortal Combat" was a flop compared to the much more catchy misspelled tournament put on by Shao Khan, "Mortal Kombat"

The mentally incapacitated Taito translator gets excited about explosions | Dun dun dun dun dun dun... MOTAL COMBAT!!!!! (Meanwhile, elsewhere in the arctic circle...) | Fuck the War on Terrorism, TerrorIZM is a much bigger threat. The "Z" means that they're "X-tra X-treme to the max" | I have no idea what the hell they're talking about, but it brings a tear to my eye anyways | A terrorist outrage? You mean like Osama Bin Laden writing a scathing Letter to the Editor about the damn lazy kids loitering around in his underground cave hitler bunker?