Why does all the cool stuff have to happen after my bedtime?

From Wheelie McJesus, who found that his fighting tournament "Motal Combat", named from a mispelling of "Mortal Combat" was a flop compared to the much more catchy misspelled tournament put on by Shao Khan, "Mortal Kombat"

Taito endings pretty much speak for themselves, folks.

The mentally incapacitated Taito translator gets excited about explosions | Dun dun dun dun dun dun... MOTAL COMBAT!!!!! (Meanwhile, elsewhere in the arctic circle...) | Fuck the War on Terrorism, TerrorIZM is a much bigger threat. The "Z" means that they're "X-tra X-treme to the max" | I have no idea what the hell they're talking about, but it brings a tear to my eye anyways | A terrorist outrage? You mean like Osama Bin Laden writing a scathing Letter to the Editor about the damn lazy kids loitering around in his underground cave hitler bunker?