From Ponpoko, jump bounding around with his soccer balls out

I don't know what an armagillo is, but if it increased my TAK, I can dig it | Say it nicer and in English and maybe I will 'begin play' | They may be the best in world, but their heading sure sucks. Uh. | Yeah, no shit, I've read the history books. What the fuck does that have to do with soccer though? | Maybe someone should put out those fires? I mean, it's all well and good that a few football goons get burnt to death, but what about the local businesses and homes? | I don't trust anyone that puts a W on the end of 'Hello' | Yes, I think that's what we've been trying to do, chief | What, did the football goons kill the announcers and they had to replace them with Japanese night students? | ME TARZAN. YOU JANE. | BEST PANTS EVER | They increase technique, and also let you go into restaurants! | Coach here looks like he's been nailed in the head with a few too many balls | SEX AND VIORENCE! RAPE LOVELY WOMAN! INER SPERM FUCK! KICK OUT THE JARS AND FUCK OUT! | I guess because they have to dodge bullets and bombs and shit all the time