I've seen monkeys before. That thing is not a monkey. If that's the case, WHAT THE HELL IS IT? I'm scared. Help me mommy.
From Waluigi, monkey POWERBOMBER!
More from Ponpoko, jump bounding around with his, uh, monkey out
They always seem to had a problem with their tenses, aren't they? | Oh yes, as this shot implies, women can't handle advanced things like, oh, reading. BACK TO THE KITCHEN | NOW LETS GO FOR IT!!! | This one just gives me a headache. It's like a string of words where none of them have any relation to each other! | Actually, it holds most of its pain on the inside... As it grows and broods until he just snaps. | Lead you to Yoda, I will | Like most things in this game, I can't wrap my head around the story | But, even though she can't go to school, she's still better than boys | But I'll be lazy the next day
Actually, I don't think that's how it goes. Most blind dates end in a bloody mess that's a real bitch to get out of the carpet rather than marriage | Really? I hated it when I was a kid | The strategy choices are definitely lacking | Well, they usually get irratable when you try to fuck them
And here they come, the inevitable monkey jokes.
For a growing boy like you, that shouldn't be too difficult | Same thing, worse grammar | Maybe, but NEW HERBAL VIAGRA WILL MAKE YOU FEEL 100 YEARS YOUNGER!!! | Awfully concerned about my monkey, isn't he? Dirty old pedarast. | I thought it was a pretty obvious thing when your monkey stops growing? | Uh... Thanks for sharing. | And it's really tough to come to terms with the fact that you have a weak monkey
To me it looks like he's crapping on the ground | Oh well, then I better not even try | Turning off power while holding Reset button! | ...So by crying he's making fun of me? | ...This really doesn't seem that accurate | GO! | Maybe you should be taught English 101 first | Then what pants CAN I use? | Oh no! | I never new the Game Boy had two screens | Acutally i'd prefer to shop for myself | Sounds like he needs more power... The power of DESTRUCITY! | It's your English teacher here to beat the shit out of you