You know how they had that "photograph the girlies" mode in Metal Gear Solid: VR Missions? I would pay good money for a mode like that in MGS2 Substance, except make it a "Beat the holy hell out of Rosemary" mode. Maybe throw in Raiden, Otacon, Stillman, Emma, and pretty much the rest of the cast sans the crazy Colonel in there too. In fact, why not just have a "kick Hideo Kojima in the nads" mode, just for good measure.
From Gixah: Son of Liberty
And Mr. Plaid: a member of the Sons of Bitches
Gilgamesh needs scissors! 61!