You know how they had that "photograph the girlies" mode in Metal Gear Solid: VR Missions? I would pay good money for a mode like that in MGS2 Substance, except make it a "Beat the holy hell out of Rosemary" mode. Maybe throw in Raiden, Otacon, Stillman, Emma, and pretty much the rest of the cast sans the crazy Colonel in there too. In fact, why not just have a "kick Hideo Kojima in the nads" mode, just for good measure.

From Gixah: Son of Liberty

And Mr. Plaid: a member of the Sons of Bitches

Gilgamesh needs scissors! 61!

A message to all you people that use the god damn GameShark... | I was once a man... | Gardening tips from the psychotic simulation of the Colonel... | The only thing that could make this better would be a Pokey the Penguin reference... | Well think of it this way, Otacon: At least you don't have a mullet... | Good to know that while his simulation's being destroyed by a computer virus, The Colonel STILL pays back debts! | Otacon, you should stick with the misinterpratation of Chinese proverbs, and fucking your step-mother... | Man, even while a fake version in the GW system while it's being infected by a computer virus, the Colonel is still more articulate than Big Boss was... | The official moment the game starts to get REALLY fucked up!

Here's an infamous part of the game... Otacon's destroying of Mei Ling's Chinese parables!

I always knew that Otacon was one of those paranoid UFO conspiracy freaks... | That's Otacon for ya... Immediately going aginst his own advice... | I'm highly doubting that one, Otacon... | Otacon REALLY butcher's a Chinese parable, while also sounding like a PETA spoesperson... | Otacon really screws up a saying... | Um, I really don't think that Otacon should be philosiphising about fashion... | Now Otacon blatently goes against Mei Ling's wired teachings... | The first of Otacon's butchered sayings | Otacon also needs to read up on his Greek epics... | Otacon tries to set a good example for the kids | Now Snake gets the moral right instead of OTacon butchering it... | Otacon, you suck at the morals... | The last of the morals

While the joke here isn't fully explained, due to the fact that the picture in question can't be shown, rest assured, Otacon needs a better sense of humor... | Raiden, you suck at jokes