From Bocobo, AKA Minnie Mun Hurt.

Somehow, grisly murder makes these stereotypically unfunny newspaper comics that much more amusing | Again. Brilliant! | And again! | URGE. TO. SPOUT. MOVIE. CLICHES. TOO. GREAT. | The crushing realization that all comic book characters must someday face. O, cruel fates! | When Pac Man found this out, I heard he went on a month long drinking binge with Mr. Do. | The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. Why? Well my friends, it's not lack of social programs or corrupt government or anything, it's because the rich have the cash for blowjobs from lady luck | Yes, pure genius. | He knows what to say to turn the ladies on. | POW! BIFF! SOKKO! DOGOON! | I AM DRUNK ON LOVE! ALSO WHISKEY! | Oh Jesus, I bet they were just waiting to do that