One day I said "God, if you put Elvis in a Final Fight clone, I will die a happy man". God, if you're listening, I take that back. Toaplan ruins yet another genre.

From FunkDOC, Hunka hunka burning RAGE!!

Yo! | You know how they put some of the, er, differently abled... kids at school in helmets to prevent them from beating their heads against things and damaging the few brain cells that genetics dealt them at the beginning? | Yeah, sure, wrestling heros (sic) unite... | I FUCKING GET THE POINT ALREADY | ...Well, until the WWF learned that people like tits and guys simulating masturbation more than noble heroes... It is a sad time for followers of DESTRUCITY!