If you do not play this game this instant, I will combine a laser gun and a flamethrower to kill you, but likely kill myself.

Some quotes from Pottsdam and his WACKY DICE MAZE!!

Also from Dance! Dance! GameQuoter

Crazy Hermit never die!

Penguinman26! It's too late!

"Empire Army is attacking the natives! Save them!"

"Black has built a silly dice-maze! Go!"

"Happy Item Room"

Konami's hot new dancing game

Cleverness abounds!

Yes, it can only fire rapidly so far

Yet another wackily named boss | Did he steal the "Bravoo Reg" from Appooh? | Watch out, he had tacos... | Just be glad you didn't awaken the power of "destrucity"! | Watch out for the army of ducks! | Sounds like an attack the Care Bears would use... | Ironically, he dies right after this...

His idiot brother designed all the other characters | Blast! Our plan for eternal darkness has been foiled again!