I think I heard somewhere that this was one of those games shittily designed to appeal to teenaged boys who like breasts. If so, COUNT ME IN!

From Rufus: ME BOUNCY!

Also from Draygon, now with an independant physics model for his chest! SEXXXY!

And even more from Manna, who is THE JUSTICE. Not you.

And yet more from Badman ...CHOP YOU!

"I am the justice. Not you." | Mixing up your pronouns can really make for some funny dialog | Uh, he's down on the ground, I doubt he has much power left | Yes, I'm lying here unconscious, after getting my ass totally kicked - I'll be sure to give you a smile | "Strange moves! A shiver ran down my spine!" | In the immortal words of Seanbaby - "TURN ON MY MYSTERY! YOU CAN"T ESCAPE MY DANGER!" | "That sword looks like a toy compared to mine!" | "Willing or unwilling, you should leave everything to me."

Well look at Dr. Fancy Pants PhD Mechabastard! | Difend yourself! | Planning on losing it? | Justice just got a lot more important | The game shows concern for you (and also wants you to give it more money) | Ooh, kinky | Cosplay compliment | New HI-TECH sound effects

Apparently when they said "Translate Gowcaizer into english!", the translator thought they actually meant "Translate Gowcaizer into Indian!" | With all the Ninja related crimes these days, who would like them? Race doesn't matter, once they kidnap beloved President Ronnie, it is ON! | The End! ...Of the world | yeh downlod l33t gowcaizr wAr3z d3wd | Pull down these pants and I'll show ya, big guy | And the creepy molester hiding behind the school saves the day! | It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how good you look doing it | Between boobjobs, she didn't have much time to get, um, smart | This is getting OLD. Doesn't this guy have any hobbies? | Your engrish styles are incompatible | I don't know, maybe? | Oh, don't get so down now. I'm sorry I got mad at you. You can win the justice! I believe in you! | You know, you never forget your first time | No, but ninja is afraid to use decent english. | But not the only Battle Ranger, as he doesn't have the hot bullets of shotgun to die | With... The justice? | NO!NO!NO!NO! I DO NOT! NEVER! Oh... C'mere you! | I don't know. I just don't know. | What. The. Hell. | Exactly three of them, in fact, and two of them were squirrels he shot with his BB gun. | The evil is dead and the justice prevails | TENSES IS HARD. | Ah, the life of a closeted gay man | ...Unless you accept Jesus! Take one of these Jack Chick tracts entitled "YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO HEAVEN!" | Because they have love and respect for you? | Yeah, he spent several hours walking in circles and encountering random battles, so obviously his fighting level is superior | Excellent, she'll dig my girly arms! | Obviously, you should know that Americans can't make cars that don't explode or leave enormous gaping holes in the ozone as they drive, why shouldn't it be the same with robots? | Well, he's not an accredited chiropractor, duh. You shouldn't leave it to amateurs | But she does show a very nice ass

I don't know what she's talking about, because the only "two" I see are on her chest | THE JUSTICE forgot to leave the address of the friend he was staying with. That's very unjust of him | Morbid fuck. CHOOSE LIFE... AND LIVE!

And they all lived happily ever after... FOR GREAT JUSTICE! | Right... | This is sounding somewhat similar to a hentai game now | A WINNER IS YOU! | All those "programers" and no one uses spell check | ..."Configuration your play"?