A beat-em-up with the UGLIEST FUCKING CHARACTER PORTRAITS EVER... Oh and some stats, so RPG ELEMENTS!

A little girl was taken away by someone unknown. Oh wait, it was UkuHawa!

Watch out, it's an Elvis impersenator and a Nazi! | Freddy Kruger tries to make people behave... | "The best shop of the world" | The End...? Since there wasn't a sequel, I guess it is | Why is that a question? | What's this? A couple of punks can be incompetent? | The very incompetent intro... | Anyone got a clue as to what they were trying to say? | Uh oh! A guy who seems to have stolen his name from an H.P. Lovecraft book, and a crowd! | Solar powered banking! | Are you even my mentor? | Oh no, a graveyard of me!